JEN ANISTON NO SHOW AT ONE X ONE

While Management star Jennifer Aniston failed in an attempted reunion with ex-spouse Brad Pitt, many in the gossip circles assumed she’d stop by her ex-hubby’s pal Matt Damon’s One X One gala last night. No such luck. After all, last week, someone near the Pitt camp suggest Brad may stick around to attend OneXOne and support Damon. But that was wishful thinking. Hearing Aniston was planning on stalking Pitt, Brad bolted from Toronto immediately.

Jennifer could of used a knight in shining armor during her stay in town. Aniston was a little concerned about her safety during her latest T-dot visit. At her Management premiere Sunday night, fans climbed over her limo and began rocking the vehicle. Aniston grumbled under her breath: “Damn you, Angelina. You’re all working for her — aren’t you?” Oh, I kid.

Meanwhile, everyone buzzed about Damon’s weight gain (it was for a film, so leave him alone, damn it) at the poverty gala. Damon is busy lensing his new blockbuster film, The Informant. That sound you hear? Damon’s BFF, box office poison, Ben Affleck screaming: “It should be meeeee!”

As for life as a new father, Damon tells The Cadillac Insider his daughter, Gia is keeping him up at night, “but it’s all worth it. Can you ask Brad how he does with 300 children? Oh right, he has a lot of paid help around. Some nanny named George Clooney, right,” Damon joked. Me? I’m convinced all the world’s problems could be solved if scientists cloned Pitt. And give one to Jen, so we can put her out of her misery, already. It’s getting sad and desperate. You know you’re in dating hell when even man whore John Mayer breaks up with you!

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